Seven Wonder
A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present "Seven Wonders of

the World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes:

1Egypt's Great Pyramids

2. Taj Mahal

3. Grand Canyon

4. Panama Canal

5. Empire State Building

6. St. Peter's Basilica

7. China's Great Wall

While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet.

So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I

couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many.“

The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help".

"The girl hesitated, then read: "I think the 'Seven Wonders of the World' are:

1. To See...

2. To Hear...

3. To Touch...

4. To Taste...

5. To Feel...

6. To Laugh...

7. And to Love.“

The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. The things we overlook as simple and

ordinary and that we take for granted are truly wonderous!

Remember the most precious things in life cannot be built by hand or bought by man.


the story comes from http://www.kinglishschool.com/article.htm.

Joking

Three Reasons

Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so, and you say so!


A multimillionaire

A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked.
The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."

My Dream Job

The competition is stiff; therefore, it is hard to find a good job, even the job make person boring, But I still like freedom, I don't want some persons to keep me, so I hope my job will have much free time. Now there is a popular kind of job, which work at home. This way is easy to do something out of job, at the same time, poeple also can earn money. It is good for me.But it is not my dream job.

My dream job is that just take money and no hard job to do. just control with phone, its means I stil have my own career, every day I am freedom. The job fit me very well. Everybody likes the job.

POLL

the question 1: who is the best student in ELS?



A adam B adam



the question 2: who is the most special today?



A Liu B the short hair girl

the question 3: what about our teacher?

A nice B kind C both